Perving

In my opinion, perving has been left to the males of our species for far too long.  Fairly recent discussions with some of my female friends have left me gasping.  They don't perve.  Hardly any of them.  They have a great partner so why do they need to?  At least, that's their argument.  

My argument is plain and simple.  I am human, have 2 legs and a heartbeat.  This means I am alive.  Fortunately I also have perfect vision.  This means I can see.  Add those 2 things together and it means I have the means to perve.

I live on the coast, which presents some fantabulous perving opportunities.  Athletic surfies unashamed of changing out of their wetties on the side of the road.  I am truly surprised there are not more accidents along Marine Parade, Cottesloe.  Add to the male species changing and there are bikini clad women everywhere too!  It's an oglers paradise!  

I will say also that I have no problems with hubby perving either.  Why not?  He too has 2 legs, a heartbeat and functioning eyes, so good luck to him!  Perve away.  Equal opp in this household.

We are making the move to the country at some stage this year.  A tree change, if you will.  I am slightly concerned that there will be no surfies to watch.  The only hope I have is the possibility of some nice toned footballers bodies to perve at.  Or at least monthly sojourns to the beach.

I feel my job is to get the chicks perving.  Let's turn the tables!  Guys have perved on us forever, yet there are still some of us girls out there that are yet to discover the pure bliss of a  good perve.  I believe that people love it.  Whether they are pervers or pervees ... it's all good.  It's a fantastic compliment to have someone perve at you so why not return the favour!!

PS Perve at chicks too.  Why not!! ;)